Bret Michaels Isn’t Dead, He Just Looks It -by Helen Bach

Bret Michaels is not dead.

Hes going for heart surgery soon, has type 1 diabetes, a brain hemorrhage, and the could soon have the bubonic plague.

He has a new reality show and a boatload of bandannas.

But nothing is more disturbing than the nude Billboard magazine cover shown here.

The guy is annoying. He’s becoming a bore and fine airbrush wont sway it.

Better than a meat dress..no wait…Anyway, there goes your breakfast.. yuck
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