It was past midnight and I was just back from a real good Titus concert (I’ll review tomorrow) and Helen Bach is texting me during the Katy Perry songs (“California Gurls” and “Teenage Dream”) on the season Premiere of Saturday Night Live.
“brutal and the choreography is horrid. the song wont flop marys peers love it.. the HS set scream it”
“she had horrible shoes”
“she cannot lip sync to save her life “
“shes not good live shes all packaging- which is fine but thats ’bout it”
“and shes too old to be a teen anything”
“but.. every HS girl will take it as an anthem but again its better to hear than see”
All I’ll add is I thought the song Katy performed in the Elmo tee shirt was the best moment of the night.
She didn’t sing…. oooh, I didn’t notice.

