If it wasn’t for nobody actually giving a shit this post might be controversial so let’s dumb the sucker down.
1. Sean met Charlotte at Coachella.
2. Charlotte is a talentless model nut hotter then hell.
3. Sean is a twittish dilletante with all the talent Julian.
3. Sean is rich.
4. They formed a band named The Ghost Of A Saber Tooth Tiger.
5. They suck, I’ve heard em
6. But who cares since Sean has never sold a record any way.
7. And lives some sorta pretend reliving of his parents relationship.
8. Without the talent.
9. In a $5M house
10. Where Mark Ronson drops by to discuss what Ronson does and Sean doesn’t.
11. Still, given the options, he has grown up pretty well.
12. And people who care about this stuff think it’s yucky
13. I don’t
14. I think more power to him.
15. Because, cmon, John Lennon was his dad for fuck’s sake.
16. OK, next post.