Madonna Lady Gaga to Tour by Helen Bach

What could possibly be titled The Has Been and The How Much Longer tour….

UK Tabloid “News of The World” reported

“Madonna is absolutely obsessed with Gaga. She thinks she is the most cutting-edge star to come out of pop in ages and desperately wants to work with her.” The source added, “Basically Gaga can name her price.”

Lets sort this shall we?

Madonna will hang on Gaga like a life preserver (anyone see a Kiss Before Dying? I’d be scared)

Gaga shouldn’t be ‘opening’ for anyone, especially someone so past prime.

Although both gals have a great niche in the gay dance market.. this would be like the Liberace Lambert Tour.

You cant possibly take someone so far gone with someone still so hot. Its like 2 weather fronts. Just messy like a hurricane.

So lets hope its a rumour or I’ll be making fun of this travesty every step of the way.
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