What I Learnt Watching Music Television by Helen Bach


1– Taylor Swift has been quoted to me. I died a little

2- Every rapper features another rapper like a giant Co-Op of talent. Rap videos always contain bootie shorts and really shiny cars

3 John Legend is more soft than Alan Alda

4- Repetition is the key, 3 hours 3 viewings of Swifts “Mine”, not kidding

5- Justin Beiber is really popular and the same commercial for “Beiber Fever” played every 15 minutes.

6- Advertising was for skin care and get rich programs

7- Country videos always show them on a boat or beach, what the hell is that about?

8- Video Vixens usually have really big asses and duct taped up boobs

9-There is very little music on music television

10- The drummer for the Neon Trees sorta looks like she can be their mom

11- Katy Perrys album is scented like cotton candy. Wonder if she is

12- Usher doesn’t suck, but I’d never listen to him or see him live. BUT he has talent and doesn’t make me gag

13- Hayley Williams makes me ill. She may wish airplanes were shooting stars but I wish she was on one going far far away

14- I don’t hold the whole Hayley thing against B.o.B. cuz hes cool as hell! may actually buy something of his! shh don’t tell

15- Eminem, is pure trailer park. Its uncomfortable watching him, theres no redemption at all

16- Pitbull is hot as hell

17-“Hey” by 3oh3 and Lil Wayne is freakin awesome

18- I don’t like pop music, or the pop people within it. Threre’s too many ‘shows’

19- I think this is a form of mind control, and its disturbing- I feel dumbed down.

20- Jackass is by far the best television program in the history of recorded entertainment.
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