Johnny Depp gives new meaning to the cliche about putting the cart before the horse. He is starting a new label and as sent some peons to London to find bands to sign.
Er, UGH!!!
What the fuck, dude. If you don’t care, don’t do it.
Here’s some bands you can sign
Wesley Wolfe
Shinobi Ninja
Michelle Sharpow
Fuzzy G
Quitzow
Obamanation
Kaiser Cartel (they have to get their fans to fund them).
Send fucking people to London.
What a wanker.