1. Lauren Marie – Girls – Unrequited love like atmospheric sadness.
2. She’s Always A Woman – Billy Joel – Then he divorced her, and married Christie and divorced her and got drunk and and and.. coupla more mariages and some chick younger than his daughter AND DIVORCED HER. Crap song as well.
3. A Poem On The Underground – Simon And Garfunkle – Great harmonies, crap song.
4. Yellow Submarine – The Beatles – Better than “Octopussy’s Garden”
5. Tombstone Blues – The sweet pretty things are in bed now of course…
6. Love’s A Mystery – The Pretender’s – This song is so good, Chrisie sounds heavenly, it kinda shoulda hit big.
7 Changing Of The Guard – Right On Dynamite – Killa pop rock band dying.
8. Black And Tan – The Kingsbury Manx – Like a soft wind of sound blowin the leaves away.
9. The First Days Of Spring – Noah And The Whales – Love never hurt so achingly . Written for Laura Marling I heard -who doesn’t deserve it.
10. Shattered – The Rolling Stones – From Still Life, and should be called Still Born.
11. Burnout – Green Day – These guys are gone forever.
12. Valium Waltz – Old 97’s – A whatever song off one of their worst albums.
13. Life Is Beautiful – Ryan Adams And The Cardinal – Great intro, the guitars seem to keep on breaking and standing up.
14. Being With The One You Love – Brian Wilson – I still don’t know why this wasn’t released. Wilson sounds great and the chorus is a two line wonder of harmony.
15. Pelican Bay – Jenny Lewis – This is a saucy sweet nothing I can live without.
16. Other 99 – Big Audio Dynamite – Grew up a punk and here he grew older with a world music hammer hit.
17. 1983 (…A Merman I Should Turn To Be) – Jimi Hendrix Experience – God the lyric is whimsical ughness but the lyric isn’t why we’re handing for thirteen minutes.
18. Invisible Light – Scissor Sister – Highlight off a very good album.
19. I Love You ‘Caus I want To – Carlene Carter – During her new wavey period, but still putting the cunt into country.
20. Die Another Day – Madonna – I think it was right about here I lost interest in Madonna.
21. Party At A Rich Dude’s House – Ke$ha – A highlight of the live set.
22. At The First Fall Of Snow – Hank Williams – He sang like he was crying
23. Stray Cat Blues – The Rolling Stones – Debatably the sleaziest song ever written.
24. Rock N roll Jesus – Kid Rock – Better he doesn’t try to go it without Itunes next time round.
25.Superman – Barbra Streisand – Great voice, shame about the song.
26. Pale Horses – Moby – God that album sucked.
27. Amphetemine – Everclear – Art and another sad gf.
28. Hold Me Close – David Essex – A blast from my past -Essex sounds to cockney it’s ridiculous.
29. Mystical One – George Harrison – A lovely and major Harrison song.
30. Free Man In Paris – Joni Mitchell – Written for David Geffen, who doesn’t deserve it.
