The Pretty…um ….- By Helen Bach

The Pretty Reckless played Hartford Warped tour yesterday.
 

Anyone know what the criteria is to get on that tour?
 

I don’t know if it has anything to do with living in Whoville but Taylor Momson and her band of……er.. the instrument pla… those people

absolutely

Sucked.
 

Now I don’t like to be this harsh, honest I don’t and I will say I l-o-v-e-d her shoes.

I was embarrassed for her. She’s a fun actress though.. I guess.

I do believe she quite possibly could be trying to maybe be…Courtney Love?

Like a pretty thin Courtney Love.

But the truth is, she did a better job as Cindy Lou Who in the Grinch movie than she does as a rock diva.

Oh and seriously backstage please consider people are behind you so as you were yanking the wedgie out of your ass while you were interviewing with those people about 15 others behind you were pretty much laughing and thinking you should be on Springer.  I wanted to step between the gawkers and you to sorta shield you.  You know, just to help a sister out.

But you are my sistah, as all rock chicks are so I did go to see your set and I did like your irreverence and, well that’s it.

It seems the volume of the set kept getting increased, and from the comments I see on facebook, alot of people agree. The volume was going up perhaps to increase enthusiasm?

Well, The Pretty Reckless are pretty.
 

And you are a really good actresses Ms Momson.

But well, my hope is this was just a fun summer bucket list and not a serious career decision.
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