1. Let The Door Knob Hit You – Buddy Guy – Blues sass – A
2. Driving Song – Shellshag – Political melody – A
3. Country Honk – The Rolling Stones – Honking horns – A
4. Speed Of Sound – Margot Macdonald – Looptastic pop – A
5. Sic Transit Gloria – Glory Fades – Brand New – Loud-Quiet –B
6. Gas Girl – The Bottle Rockets – Fill her up – A
7. Dream House – Dearheaven – Louder loudest – A-
8. Call – Margot Macdonald – Runner up – A-
9. Foreigner Suite – Cat Stevens – Not prime – B-
10. I Wanna be Like You – Robbie Williams And Olly Murs – Ape men – B
Comment: Bringing minimalism to rock writing for the people, this was an attempt to cut down the criticism to two words (except for Bottle Rockets though I only did 8 letters so it might as well be two words!). Call it the anti-Pitchfork Review