I dunno why we bother covering Justin Bieber.
Call it an eccentricity but I find it so much fun. It’s like the posts have their own internal irony. You don’t have to say a word. Just writing this nonsense is silly.
HAVING SAID THAT.
Sixteen year old Justin is back with his ex Caitlin Beadles.
This is big news and TOP TOP SECRET.
So secret caitlin tweeted “”What happens in the Bahamas stays in the Bahamas. I hate when you have to leave. It’s like half of me is gone. I miss you already!”
Yup, the half with all the money.