Eminem’s Advise For Kids:
10. Keep It Real
9. No One’s Ever Regretted A Tatto
8. With foreign markets volatile, now’s a good time to invest in bonds
7. Go See Toy Story 3: The toys are back in town
6.Aleays Buy Music Through Authorized Retailers Who Pay Royalities to the Artists
5. Don’t get mixed up with drugs, gangs or oil executives
4. Remember the magic words: ‘Please’, ‘Thank You’ and ‘Step Off Bitch
I can’t find the next two but I did find # 1 “Don’t Waste Your Time Reading Blogs Like This”… or something.
By the way, I don’t know if this is true but I reads that the two shows at Yankee stadium sold out in presale. Which is fucking ridiculous. Of course, if you read rock nyc you already had the pre-sale codes. I din’t see em on brooklynvegan or anywhere else for that matter so nyah fucking nyah.