Emailing back and forth with Helen the other day, I noticed a snazzy new tag on her signature. Helen hates it but i think it’s a cute and we we put our heads together and tried to think of one for rock nyc. Stone has “all the news that fits” which is just about pompous enough and all but not quite the write tone for our snotty, forever infantile, website. Neither is “Gotham Rocks” (though a snazzy pic…). We soon descended into silliness and so far no tag!
Spellcheck is for losers
expelled from creative writing 101
where rock goes for a vacation
we came, we saw, we wrote
wanna fight?
President Of The Unofficial Patrick Stickles fan club
Where’s the bloody post?
if they’re dead, we’ll cover em
where beards go to die
caught between a rock and a hard place
20 a day get out of our way
we’re the reason for rosary beads
bringing the filth back to the fury
cast outs with keyboards
stirring the pot and making it boil
bring us your dead
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