This is the story of the year.
Perhaps it is the best story EVER.
Remember how we wrote about gay women who look like Justin Bieber. We even posted some pictures! I don’t know if the woman in this story is a lesbian but this is the story!!
1.Some nosy bitch saw Justin Bieber having a beer in a bar in Maryland
2. The NB called the cops.
3. The cops busted the place.
4. The bartender told em it was a case of mistaken identity but they didn’t believe her.
5. So they carded Justin.
6. Who was a 27 year old woman.
All of which begs the question: why the hell was some ignorant woman worried about whether or not Bieber was having a beer? What does it have to do with her.