
I like Miley. She’s that entertaining white trash that makes America ‘Murica. But she always has been. Kids grow up and in order to do so have to make mistakes, make public scenes and fall on their faces to take some hits. It’s part of life in fame or not. We dont let people grow up and we quickly forget the idiotic things we did on our personal journeys to adulthood. Hell, I did some major stuff more scandelous than twerking Robin Thicke and smoking weed. The only thing I dont like about Miley is that fucking tongue thing and that white ghetto hair. Otherwise I think she’s a hot little ticket spreading her wings and living the ultimate ‘yolo’ and the only shame is the uptight parents and judges who think she should remain 15 forever. Get over it- shes an adult now.
But-SNL…is still the limping sad dog it has been forever. Sarah McLaughlin needs to sing “In The Arms of An Angel” over it as she does with the abused animal commercials so we can get funding and sympathy to help save this dying and beaten show. I hate it. I hate the cast I hate the dynamic and I hate the awkward interaction between it all. Did they not do icebreakers? Yuck.
But Iman and me , we are here to discuss the music and thats Miley- so here goes…. wait what? Thanks to Notre Dame everything is running a half hour late. This forces me to endure the evening news to make it to Miley. I really anticiapted a great show as she makes fun of herself and the cast has a field day- but I first had to endure the God awful NBC local news.
Well, her musical number wasnt exactly what I hoped for. A bit more power ballaed than dance shit but well.. I guess you never know what to expect from Miley. Shes wearing slippers and night clothes.. shes bored and tired and wants to go to sleep cuz this show sucks. Rock on Miley.. live large.
As for Iman, “I’ve got nothing against Miley, she has always been good for a cracker song every two years or so. Well, “We Can’t Stop” will have to hold you to 2015 because “Wrecking Ball” is painful and this performance is a real bore. Plus, cmon, Hannah Montana sex symbol? You’re joking me right? She looks bloody awful this time around. Yeah, Miley sex sells but it helps if you’re sexy to start with.
“The second song, an acoustic “We Can’t Stop”, after a funny parody version earlier in the show ripping the GOP, works fine with me. But it is a good song and the proof is it can withstand a slowed down take on it. Miley’s problem is Bangerz,her upcoming album, has nothing else half as good.”

