40 Fast Reviews: Poisonous Commentary by Iman Lababedi

Here we go, where the review are shorter than the song titles. Put em up, knock em down…

1. Like We Never Said Goodbye – Clay Walker – may never crossover but will always be huge on the country charts.

2. Ferris Wheel – Michelle Shaprov – Just about perfect smooth jazz plus harmonies.

3. Sex Sax (Bart B More Remix) – Drop the Lime Aye caramba

4. Sometimes I Don’t Need To Believe In Anything – Teenage Fanclub – Chorus kills, wait for it.

5. I Want You Back – Sonos – Best cover of this great song I’ve ever heard.

6. Mean To Me – Nellie McKay – No it’s not Billie -what’s your point.

7. Luv Shaq – Chrissy Murderbot – Loops the hand claps, cool.

8. The Perks Of Being A Doormat – Let Me Love – More echo than autotune.

9. back Down to Earth – Michelle Shaprov – terrific in heaven, troubling on earth.

10. She Won’t be Lonely Long – Clay Walker – The reason it aint rock is the drums not the guitars.

11. Undecided Now – Janet Klein – Nice finger pickin’ to start.

12. Punks On Transit – Vehicle Blues – Somewhere between rural and urban.

13. Goddess On The Prairie – Hot Hot Head Heat – Good singer, nice rasp in his voice.

14. Microphone Fiend – The rap is impressive, the backing tape less so.

15. Mr. Karbs (feat Let Me Love) – Dropping A Popped Locket – Begging for a big time remix.

16. Invisible Light – Scissor Sister – A little gloom but pretty OK.

17. Miss me (feat. Lil Wayne) – Drake – Drake is on this? Really?

18. Cherry Blossom – Quitzow – A future of electronica.

19. Commander (Extended Dance Mix feat Dvid Guetta) – Kelly Rowland – This can be our summer song.

20. Brave Enough – Kaiser Cartel – The thinking man’s alt rock band.

21. Folkin’ Around – Panic At the Disco – “Allow me to exaggerate a memory or two…”

22. Take It Where You Find It – Van Morrison – Somewhere during the seventh minute you may finding yourself hypnotised.

23. Hater – Various Productions – Nice one, MIA.

24. Oasis – Grace Potter and the Nocturnals – Great song, why did Aquilante have to ruin it?

25. Getting’ Over You (feat Fergie and LMFAO) – Our other song of the summer.

26. Content – No Paws (No Lions) – Still digs itself into you.

27. I Dreamed I Saw St. Augustine – Dirty Projectors – The back up singing aint enough to justify and unimaginative cover.

28. Goodbye Girl – The Shins – Much easier to imagine Tilbrook getting laid and left then Mercer.

29. Yeah Ya Know (Takers) – T.I. – His first dog this year.

30. Bangers, Beans, And Mash – Infant Sorrow – The joke doesn’t translate.

31. Lady Daydream – Twin Sister – Repays close listening with an overwhelming sense of whatever.

32. I Gotta Feeling (David Guetta FMIF Remix) – Black Eyed Peas – On “Getting over You”, David looped the lick, here he loops the percussion..

33. Youth – Beach Fossils – Pretty but not sustenable.

34. I Can Change – LCD Soundsystem – Song of the summer.

35. Drunk Girls – LCD Soundsystem – No, wait, this one is the song of the summer.

36. Next Girl – Black Keys – This is so good they can’t repeat the trick.

37. The Suburbs – Arcade Fire – I haven’t bothered watching the live gig on youtube solely based upon this snoozer.

38. Riot Rhythm – Sleigh Bells – Good band -real good band.

39. Your Love – Nicki Minaj – Song of
the summer.

40. Poison – Chrissy Murderot – Nah, this is the real song of the summer. A swirl of sound going round and round like a whirlpool of synth.
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