Is there any more depressing signs as to how to grow up respectfully than the Beastie Boys.
As kids they were way upper middle class punks banging at CBGB’s, and then releasing one of the most alive, fun, wrong minded, and immoral albums of all tome Licensed To Ill.
And then the dumb fucks grew up.
They found nirvana, karma, and left wingerdom. They wouldn’t sing their nasty fucking misogynistic ditties or beat up on fags or smoke crack…
How pleasant, how boring, how mature…
From being the coolest hooligans in the world the Beastie Boys didn’t grow up, they grew old.
Now they are producing a William Burroughs documentary.
Burroughs woulda thrown up all over these goodie fucking two shoes.

