Here’s some stuff I could care less about but think that mentioning them is sort of funny
Bon Jovi quit smoking to save money-perhaps to use saved funds for those New Jersey housing developments?
KISS is collaborating with Monster Mini Golf in Las Vegas. MMG is cool as hell. Its miniature golf by black light- the average patron? Age 11. KISS? Nothing but stupid looking Slipknot wanna be’s to them
Bret Michaels to have heart surgery next month. But not until a 20 city tour promoting his new shampoo or something. I want pictures this time, cant fool me three times
Stryper tours the Holy Land. Jesus is embarrassed.
Alicia Keys is pregnant. The baby is embarrassed
Ellen Degeneres starts a record label. Are you fucking kidding me? Helen weeps
Aerosmith announces tour. Lets make sure Tyler wears a safety harness
50 Cent loses 54 pounds. One less trip to the Candy Shop (love that song- don’t dis it)
Paul Grey of SlipKnots death had drug implications. Quell shock.
Titus Andronicus mentioned by Alternative Press magazine as an “AP Reccomends”
Iman looks amazing in glasses
K you’re up to date now. Want details on any of this? Google.