The only two cool bass players in the world are Mary Magpie and this bloke here, Bootsy Collins, the Funadelic/Parlliament superstar.
One of these two people have opened an online school to learn how to play the least cool of the stand up instruments (really: if a guitar and a bass had a fight, who dya think would win?).
And if you wanna learn bass by one of the all time greats here is where you get to sign up!!!
PS. It isn’t Mary…