HoW To Write A rock NYC Post When You Have Nothing Whatsoever To Say

No idea how to reach your Rock NYVC quota of posts, do the insult Bono Special. It is easy and fun for all the family:
First find a headline: We got this one off NME:
“Scissor Sisters scrapped entire album before recording ‘Night Work’ “

Now edit it to:
“Scissor Sisters scrapped entire album .”

The all purpose build up line?:
Rock NYC approves of this trend in rock musicians scrapping their albums.

The rest writes itseff:
May we recommend the following groups take advantage?
1) U2
2) Coldplay, U2 and Atoms Of Peace
3) U2
4) U2
5) Coldplay, Coldplay and… U2
6) Bruce Springsteen, Jay-Z and Coldplay… and U2
7) U2
8) U2
9) U2
And lest we forget
10) U2

You can mention the term “bedwetters” when it comes to coldplay but that is not mandatory
I’ve never come closer to saying voila in my life.
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