1. Almight Way – Toots And The Maytals – Amazingly graceful
2. How Do You Do It – Gerry And The Pacemakers – Emasculated pop rock Brit invasion style.
3. He Died For You – Spider Bags – Singalongahellfire
4. The Kids – B.o.b. – Doesn’t suck.
5. Long Walk Home – Transportation – Classic Brit rock but not.
6. Alley Boy Speaks – Gucci Mane – Doin’ ‘aight
7. Rock Problems – The Hold Steady – Self mythologizing
8. Airplanes – B.o.b – Quantumly.
9. Faithless – Mychildren, Mybride – Prog-core
10. Terrified – Katherine McPhee – Not country.
11. Try And Stop Love – 6th Street – Not popular pop.
12. Beamer, Bentz, or Bentley – Lloyd Cole – Pop Hop but seriously.
13. Dang A Lang – Trina – Dub hop plus chicks.
14. Flush It Away – Shithorse – Soul
15. Martha – Rufus Wainwright – Reveals pain.
16. My First Kiss – 3Oh!3 – Clap hands.
17. My Time – Minus The Bear – Brooklyny
18. Get Away With Murder – Jeffree Star – Semi precious synth rock
19. Not Afriad – Eminem – grown up.
20. Texico Bitches – Broken Social Scene – Guitary
21. We Can Get Together – The Hold Steady – Craig means the heaven part seriously. The whenever I’m less sure…
22. Let Me Hear You Scream – Ozzy Osbourne – Has Ozzy lost weight? He looks cute in the new pics…
23. Change Of Time – John Ritter – Sincere.
24. Airplanes II – B.o.B – Better rap than the crap one on “Not Afraid”.
25. Blah Blah Blah (deat DJ Skeet Skeet) – Verbal hooks.
26. Let Go – Everest – Nondescript
27. Your Friend – Wesley Wolfe – Storage out take.
28. Hot Cake – The Fall – Repetitive and crevessed.
29. The Mingler – Americans In France – Xey and rty
30. Cannibal – Inspector 22 – Other
31. Warm Summer Nights – The Temptations – Longing for something that never happened.