XX Islands / or Dieter Sprockets? – By Helen Bach

I am supposed to like xx.  They’re British, theyre ‘alt’ theyre hip…..hell theyre ME! But I cant and this video (legit link below) is the reason why. 
For the life of me I cannot watch this ‘artsy’ clove cigarette smoking crap without immediately thinking of Mike Meyers German industrialist hipster Dieter Sprockets. Who would honk out ‘Want to touch my monkey’.
If I dont watch the video its almost tolerable even with the female vocals.  But dont sell me artsy, dont give me that stereotypical euro trash black clothing nonesense.  Find your own look for Gods sake and quit playing it so safe.  Its a bore.
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