When Rock NYC rules the world, concert going will be obligatory (kinda like Healthcare) and unless you go to a concert a week every week the IRS will come after you -and you don’t want that.
water would be free
99 cents per song download. $7.99 per album. That’s it.
restrooms would be clean- for the love of God please or death to the facility owner
Some sorta tax like they have for ball clubs so the big successful companies have to give money to the smaller companies.
there would be a ‘drunk section’ you can go there if your intention for the night is getting fucked up that way you wont be hitting on me or puking on me.
Lower the drinking age to eighteen and legalize drugs for adults.
Stages would be at the proper height of no less than 4 ft. Otherwise don’t bother we cant see anyway.
Rock stars will have to prove themselves worthy of our love.
Floors would be graded like a movie theater. I didn’t pay to see your shoulders I came to see the band.
People will stand up for those they love.
Bands should greet you at the door like a receiving line at a wedding. You can say hi and keep moving or you can use an alternate entry if you didn’t want to.
Arena rockers must charge $10.00 for the crappiest seats.
all venues should have balconies. That’s for anyone over 35 who hates people. Ill be up there.have comfy couches too.
Scalpers will be put to death -and if it’s Ticketmaster’s Tickets Now they will be put on fire and then put to death.
All venues would have valet parking especially in cities. I cant parallel park and I drive an SUV, nuff said
It will be illegal for graverobbing mp3 vendors to up their prices after somebpdy famous dies. This means you, soul sucking Itunes.
Flat fee ticket prices. 10 20 30. That’s it. If you pay more you get some cuddle time by any band member you chose and if you’re a guy you get 15 min with a band model.
Nobody will be allowed to comment on Rock NYC’s spelling, grammer or personal hygiene (it’s a long story)
Children are not permitted unless they’re cool like my kid.
actually…
no kids out of their houses after 4pm.
Big bands, I mean folks like Jay-Z and U2, will be forced to do one month public school tours. This can be tax dedubtible… what do I care?
you should be able to buy entry into a special highway that’s traffic free. everything has price
Hot shot stars like Conor oberst must make themselves available to smart ass music bloggers. And THEY ARE PAYING.
work week 2 days- weekend 5 days
20 Posts per week day, 15 posts per weekend day… no, wait, we actually do that.
Veganism. Law
No music stores/live music halls/bars/hangouts. You can buy mp3s at discounted prices from Itunes and Amazon, etc. They’d be like that teen hang out in “Over The Edge” -with hoops and table tennis and kids can pay like $5 an hour and DJ.
shopping should be allocated. last names A-C Mondays, D-F Tuesday, etc. Too many people make lines and I hate waiting.
Every day is casual day.
Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right
and rock nyc can make a living do this… but only When Rocl NYC rules the world