Those shit kicking white trash Dixie whistling red red redneck gay hating race baiting country god fearing truck driving fuck faces from way down South sure have their moments music wise. For instance, Blake Shelton’s just released (like on Tuesday) Based On A True Story for instance needs no excuse from me to put on repeat. It beats the pants off the new Strokes for one.
So I figured I’d see if he was playing locally and of course he isn’t. Blake's at Jone’s Beach and PNC so, no, not local enough. But in my search I found this thing called Country Mega Ticket. It hits me as a pretty good idea. You pay for each ticket seperately but you get a presale code and if you go on the Bronze VIP Tix you get the same seat for each show and you get a crack at every country act appearing at a venue through the Summer season. I don't know who else this would work for, if you see Drake do you necessarily wanna see Game?
But I digress, unless you are in the market to get to PNC (or Jone's Beach) it is of very little use to you but if you are… You can catch throughout this summer:
Toby Keith
Brad Paisley
Rascal Flatts
Blake Shelton
Miranda Lambert
Luke Bryan
Tim McGraw
So, that’s a good one to spend your summer, right? what is interesting to me is that the assumption is if you like one you’ll like all and while that seems to have no basis in truth as far as I’m concerned –I love two of these names and like one, no time for the rest), it might for some folks.
All well and good but none of it explains why the closer anybody is getting is Jones Beach.
Still, if you are interested go to livenation.com