Let’s be real clear about J Lo’s abilities.
She can’t write music.
She can’t dance.
She can’t sing.
Her husband has more pure talent in his little finger than she could dream of.
In other words, I completely grasp why American idol are paying her $12M to be a judge. Her star power may have dimmed (Jlo never completely recovered from the completely ridiculous Ben Affleck affair), her ability to be famous for doing nothing at all has never weakened at all. She has done one good song in the past, what, ten years? It was a dance number recorded under a psuedonym.
Since then, in keeping with Kara and Randy and the rest (except for Degeneris, who made up for it by knowing nothing about music) , she has done nothing worth talking about unless you wanna dicuss selling pictures of her newborn twins for millions.
And now?
And now she has reached her level of incompetence.
I would like to say American Idol has jumped the shark but, really? American Idol was borned jumping.