UK Top 10 Singles 12-21-18 – 12-27-18
1 – WE BUILT THIS CTY – LADBABY – C
2 – SWEET BUT PSYCHO – AVA MAX – B
3 – THANK YOU, NEXT – ARIANA GRANDE – A
4 – ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU – MARIAH CAREY – A
5 – WITHOUT ME – HALSEY – B
6 – NOTHING BREAKS LIKE A HEART – MARK RONSON FT MILEY CYRUS – D+
7 – LAST CHRISTMAS – WHAM – A-
8 – IMAGINE – ARIANA GRANDE – B
9 – THURSDAY – JESS GLYNNE – C+
10 – SUNFLOWER – POST MALONE FT SWAE LEE – B+
Comment: Congratulations to Nottinghill’s YouTube comedian and song satirist Ladbaby for making the UK Christmas # 1 adhere to tradition by being 1) A pretty crappy parody of the Jefferson Starship song and 2) being as English as humanly possible, if you can consider sausage roll as English as fuck. Sure, it is a major annoyance but as jingoism goes, how could it be more harmless? Merry Christmas to all and to all a sausage roll.
