UK Top 10 Singles 12-20-19 – 12-26-19 aka Their Christmas Single Of The Year

1 – I LOVE SAUSAGE ROLLS – LADBABY – B

2 – OWN IT – STORMZY/ED SHEERAN/BURNA BOY – B+

3 – BEFORE YOU GO – LEWIS CAPALDI – C-

4 – DON’T START NOW – DUA LIPA – B

5 – LAST CHRISTMAS – WHAM – A

6 – AUDACITY – STORMZY FT HEADIE ONE – A-

7 – ROXANNE – ARIZONA ZERVAS – B-

8 – ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU – MARIAH CAREY – A+

9 – LESSONS – STORMZY – A-

10 – DANCE MONKEY – TONES AND I – B-

Comment: No complaints from me, any top ten with three appearances can’t be all bad… though, really, Ladbaby? It wasn’t funny last year when he added Sausage Rolls to We Built This City and it isn’t funny now, as he adds Sausage Rolls to Joan Jett’s hit (Arrows song) “I Love Rock N Roll”. Only the English could consider this funny or pleasant, or Christmas-y. Still, it could be worse…