For some reason best known to himself, Patrick Stickles shares verses of this lyrical rewrite for Billy Joel’s dreaded “Piano Man” on “Drummer Boy” and Titus Andronicus perform it with a straight face and a Christmas cheerfulness that takes full advantage of Joel’s rhyming schemes. (Grade: B)
Over to albums, and if I was a lesbian (or even as a straight guy), Fletcher is one of the best self sexers, in a league with Girl In Red and King Princess: Fletcher is a mainstream pop singer obsessed with pussy and love (and breaking up and making up) on the excellent extended Girl Of My Dreams (Deluxe) (Grade: A-). I missed Uncut’s tres ordinaire album of the year, Michael Head & The Red Elastic Band’s Dear Scott, I can’t hear what on earth they heard -this defines nothing much, not bad jingle jangle guitar rock, but that’s it (Grade: B-). Former boy band of a type, Brockhampton have two new albums just released as a farewell, TM I’ll get to another time, The Family is overwhelmed by Kevin ABstract and even RZA features can’t help. Brockhampton, and I mean Kevin, have a lot on their mind though really, nothing will change from this as Kevin kickstarts his solo career (Grade: B+), post-punk Horsegirl as they take DIY and turn it onto its guitar throbbing, angular, hard rock drums what the fuck Rough Trade Super-Disc noisiness (Grade: B-), the excellence of the five song EP is on view with Alice In Chain’s Jerry Cantrell’s hard hitting post-grunge pre-post-punk guitar splashing black and white shades on five songs off Brighten (which doesn’t but you can’t have everything ), including an excellent try at “Prism Of Doubt” (Grade: B+).
I reviewed Gucci Mane’s heart breaking ode to his friend earlier today on “Letter To Takeoff” (Grade: A) , I’ve been waiting for the prices ($200 for nosebleeds during some performances) for Max Martin’s attempt at a Broadway Musical, a retelling wherein Juliet doesn’t kill herself but rather performs Max Martin’s greatest hits in “@Juliet” -the performance of “Since U Been Gone” is nothing special featuring original performer Kelly Clarkson plus Broadway’s Capulet played by Lorna Courtney (Grade: B-), kudos to Kurt Vile for a tremendous take on “Must Be Santa” with a gorgeous acoustic solo and a sort of nodded out but excellent attempt (Grade: B+). Finally, the always Americana vibed Weyes Blood with an ambient immersion on the snoozy “God Turn Me Into A Flower” and why not? Let the bees buzz me, I say.
The Family – Kevin Abstract – B+
Girl Of My Dreams (Deluxe) – Fletcher – A-
Letter To Takeoff – Gucci Mane – A
Rough Trade Super-Disc – Horsegirl – B-
Brighten – Jerry Cantrell – B+
Since U Been Gone – Juliet’s Version – Kelly Clarkson, Lorna Courtney – B-
Must Be Santa – Kurt Vile – B+
Dear Scott – Michael Head & The Red Elastic Band – B
Drummer Boy – Titus Andronicus – B
God Turn Me Into a Flower – Weyes Blood – B-