The Lady Parts Justice
2018 Golden Probe Awards
October 20, 2018
NYC’s TOWN HALL
From her unconquerable rally to expose Trump to recently being set up by Trump goons in a pre-planned arrest, Stormy Daniels refuses to back down from the right wing’s unscrupulous attempts to sideline and silence her. Stormy Daniels represents the new face of feminism and the right for bodily autonomy and is a welcome addition to an already star-studded line up of exceptional talent that includes Margaret Cho as this year’s host!
Stormy Daniels states: “I was surprised and honored when I was invited to be a presenter at this year’s Golden Probe Awards and I’m very much looking forward to this exciting evening. With reproductive rights under assault in Washington, there’s never been a more important time to shine a light on the assholes trying to take our rights away.”
Other celebrity comedians and actors to present at this year’s Golden Probes include Lizz Winstead (“The Daily Show,” Founder LPJ), Taylor Schilling, Natasha Lyonne, Jessica Pimental (“Orange is the New Black”), Dan Savage (Host of Savage Lovecast, Writer of “Savage Love”), Dulce Sloan (“The Daily Show with Trevor Noah”), Kathy Najimy (“King of the Hill”), Michelle Buteau (WNYC’s “Late Night Whenever”), plus Brian Unger, Mike Hot Pence, Holly Miranda, Ambrosia Parsley, and Franchesca Ramsey with MORE ANNOUNCEMENTS TO COME!
The Golden Probe Awards is produced by LPJ, the comedy based reproductive rights non-profit, helmed by “The Daily Show” co-creator Lizz Winstead who states:
“Stormy Daniels encompasses what the Golden Probes is all about. A woman who lives her life on her own terms and who will fight assholes great and small who try and get in her way!”
In the wake of the #MeToo Movement, this past year set Golden Probe records in terms of the number of terrifyingly stellar nominations received for most sexist, most misogynist, and most insane anti-abortion enthusiasts. With categories like “Best Original Science” and feminists fan favorite, the “Pro-Lifetime Achievement” award, it promises to be a night full of raucous resistance. The Golden Probes will not only give out awards, it will also feature all the trappings of an awards show including musical numbers, comedy monologues, and some of your favorite “celebrity interviewers” on the red carpet!
The Golden Probes 2018 at Town Hall
5pm red carpet
6pm VIP reception
7pm regular doors
The full show will be available to watch online on Sunday, October 28 at 8pm ET/5pm PT!
ABOUT LADY PARTS JUSTICE:
Lady Parts Justice is the first not safe for work, rapid response reproductive rights advocacy organization that uses comedy, culture and diverse media to sound an alarm on the terrifying erosion of reproductive access. Co-founded by the co-creator of The Daily Show, Lizz Winstead, LPJ uses comedy and reproductive health facts to produce hilarious strategic and educational content that destigmatizes abortion, calls out misogynistic politicians, and rallies voters to fight back against anti choice legislation on a federal, state, and local level.
The name Lady Parts Justice is an homage to Lisa Brown, a former Michigan state rep who when in office was banned from the statehouse floor for using the word vagina when arguing against a transvaginal ultrasound bill. When she asked what she should say they suggested something less provocative like “lady parts.” The offensive nature of men uncomfortable with the word vagina, but perfectly comfortable legislating it, inspired both the name and mission of this groundbreaking reproductive rights organization.
I was happier because I knew I was happy
a snapshot of big hits and high tides, mostly high tides.
There is just a lot to love
the sound seemed to erupt from every side of the room
still on top
“danceable music for the end of days”
contracts its world in Nashisms
let’s take what we are offered
It’s the music, stupid