Think about what you could do with $500K,… pay off your mortgage, found a charity, end homelessness in your city, buy a house for several members of your family? ,… there is about a million of things you could do for sure. But instead you could simply spend the whole amount on a unique New Year Eve concert and that would be absolutely batshit crazy.
But this is a reality, TMZ is reporting on a $500,000 “Ultimate VIP” package ticket to Justin Bieber and Skrillex’s New Year’s Eve concerts. I checked several times, is this a typo? Could it be $5,000, $50,000? But since the brand of champagne included in the package is already worth $6,500 per bottle, this seems accurate.
So for this more-than-extravaganza party, you will get tickets for you, 9 friends and a 5-night stay for the whole crew at the Fontainebleau’s Sorrento Penthouse in Miami. This will include dinners, poolside cabana and a stage front table for Bieber’s concert on New Year Eve.
Furthermore, you will get free use of luxury vehicles like Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Rolls-Royces or McLarens, a private escort to Skrillex’s set at the hotel nightclub LIV (after Justin Bieber’s show), a yacht charter to STORY a second nightclub where Marshmello will be performing, … a meet and greet is also in the program. During all this time you will only drink Armand de Brignac Brut Gold champagne (worth $6,500 per bottle). On January 1st, there will be a Bloody Mary bar, in-suite chef and 2 hours of spa treatments.
I am speechless, but this obscenity is real and advertised here. I wonder how much douchebags Bieber and Skrillex are earning for this unique night, as for Marshmello, who is he? A quick google search will tell you he is another useless DJ, who is cloning repetitive and irritating electronic boredom and hiding behind a giant square white head? What’s the point to pay $500K to meet a giant marshmallow head? This is the most ridiculous and indecent way to thrown one’s money down the drain, the DJ drain I mean.
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You can have New Year’s Eve at my apartment for 250 bucks, enough for a cigar box guitar. For that you get to pet the orange cat, he is quite friendly. And I will steal any movie you wish to watch on my laptop. There will be Colt 45, enough to induce headache, and in the morning you’ll get to see the B-2 stealth bomber fly over Colorado as it opens the Rose Parade. You can then walk to the Rose Parade, only 10 -15 minutes away.