Helen Bach

Don’t mess with a uterus.

Whos laughing now? So many haters had so much to say.

Of course, the exhibit is in London so forget seeing it if youre not there

Out of the handful of women in music I can tolerate Exene is right on up at the tippy top.

Why its like Me First and The Gimme Gimme’s are cool fairies. Dusting those songs in need. We should be grateful.

We need you– The Muppets need you. Dont go.

Mr Davies should seek a proper doctor to remedy this, its been far too long.

The point was of this music is to get you revved up, sort of rally the troops.

Thats my last Justin Beiber post by the way

Who the heck is Paul Biver?

Check your local listings….

there are cupcakes and transvestites

Its been a week, call it a hiatus

Id kill for a Monkees t-shrit.

Man Overboard yet another amazing New Jersey band (wtf is in the water there?)

Remember these?!  Good Ol’ Jukeboxes.  For pocket change you could hear a song or two.  The drawback?  You had to sit through everyone else’s selections but it was communal music.  Bowling alley, diner, bar.. there it was with its come hither flashy lights. I loved those things. At a diner as everyone scrutinized a menu Id…

Adele? Finally got it

I am sure of one thing, you won’t be able to believe one word of Rolling Stones review. It will be useless

Opening acts depend on the tour date. You could get Sevendust or Three Days Grace. Either of those would have me chugging down a bottle of Draino.

I cant help but wonder where all the We <3 The Prez songs are...

Interesting imports I suppose but its clear to see that we truly do take in the wretched refuse.

There were no pyrotechnic, blood spurting voodoo gymnasts, there was a fat guy in a a jumpsuit kicking your ass with plain talent

See, in our quests to be cool we often forget to look backward.

Lil Viv has some amazing pipes to live up too

Now is an opportunity for you to be part of history by being in a Titus video.

Rounder sweatier and more refined Wakeling is the consummate professional owns the entire stage.

My least favourite parts of the actual show is the singing

fatal error…

There is a lovely visual in running away with the man you love.

It sounds as if they want it to be 1982 again, but then again who doesn’t?

“I have always been fascinated by images and sounds that disturbed many of my peers. I find beauty in the macabre and bizarre.”

Indie Rock Storytellers, consult your local listings sometime in May and get your chit chat on

This will be his maiden voyage

Banjos are pretty damn happy instruments.

Anabor, great

Rejoice oh yeah masses, rejoice.

Moby is my vegan brethren.  I cant really hate on him too much.  Like many others in our weirdo circle he is prone to bouts of extremism.  In Moby’s case its extremely sucks or extremely brilliant.  Case studies?  “Southside” with Gwen, brilliant.  “We Are All Made Of Stars” suckage.  No real in between and really…

get away from the pimp of a father who sent his baby down the wrong path.

Blue October front man Justin Furstenfeld is spinning the platters in Texas

I’m not even a KISS fan and I want one.

Artsy to nauseousness

Hes the pathetic drunk who tries to hard too be cool and fails.

Friday night Alesana took stage in shirt and ties and ripped the roof off of the Webster Theater.

James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem just won my coolest dude of the year award for his humble yet rocker response to his fantatstic 2 second sell out of Madison Square Garden.  As we previously wrote LCD is calling it quits and scheduled an April 2 swan song at ‘The Garden’. Tickets sold out in record time…

    I don’t think Chris sang He got caught up in the NY scene and felt like one of the Jets or Sharks or something. For the longest time I wasn’t sure if anyone was singing at all but he had a mic so he must sing telepathically. There’s no shame to lip sync…

Dear Decemberists, What happened?  Why are you doing REM covers?  “Cuyahoga”?  Really? I wish I could explain to you how scared I am.  I don’t understand what you’re doing.  Are you evolving? Transforming? Have you put down the french press coffee maker and gone to freeze dried?   I have to tell you I don’t…

strapping on the Life Alert