Would you be afraid if Marilyn threatened to kick your ass?I wouldn’t and I’m a girl.Id laugh.There is no one that personifies wuss more than Manson.The pasty (now) doughy boy has no muscle or punch.I mean I suppose he could throw something but I’m thinking he isn’t that good a shot.He keeps using those silly gag contacts in his eyes so his vision must suck.Maybe if he threatened to scare me with a creepy video directed by a horror master I would be more inclined to believe it.As for an ass kicking? No, Manson aint got the mojo.
But that’s what he threw down, on Rob Zombie no less.Seriously?If there were a fist fight my dough would be on Rob without a doubt. That man can whip you with a dreadlock.But Manson and Zombie are touring together and all is not well.
Manson started it with this silly tweet :Sorry to Chicago for not getting to play “Beautiful People.” You can sing it in between Zombie songs, his band has already played it.”
Waa Waa, how pathetic is that?I am sure the ego is quite large on either side but this whimper sort of sarcasm is embarrassing.But wait things got even funnier this past Friday.
Tommy Carroll of South Bend, Ind.-based station the Bear’s official Facebook page, “In Detroit 2night Marilyn Manson said he was going to kick Rob Zombies ass. When Rob went on stage and totally went off on Manson. Pretty entertaining Show.”
Tommy the ‘2night’ thing is so Prince circa 1985!Of course Manson and Zombie are both media whores and well I don’t hear much excitement coming from show reviews so this could all be a show.. who knows.I would enjoy watching a good old school ass kicking though but my thought is Manson would make a run for it.